Jokes for WhatsApp Friends
Mom asks Julie:
- What are you doing ?
- Nothing !
- And your brother ?
- He helps me…
Intense activity
Julia's mother asks her:
- What are you doing?
- Nothing. -
And your brother?
- He's helping me ...
A child goes with his father to the hospital to see his mother who gave birth. When they arrive, the child notices that his little brother has a bracelet around his hand.
The little one says to his father:
- "Dad! Dad ! They forgot to take away the prize !!!
A good bargain
A child goes to hospital with his father who has just given birth. When they arrive, the child records that his little brother has a strap around his hand.
The small [child] says to his father:
- "Daddy! Daddy! They forgot to take the price tag off! "
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What is chai for an Indian?
• Sleepy? Have tea.
• Headache? Have tea.
• Tired? Have tea.
• Mood off? Have tea.
• Feeling cold? Have tea.
• Want a Samosa? Must have tea.
• Late night study? Have tea.
• Party after tuitions? With tea.
• Not well? Have adrakh wali tea .
• Zero figure? Have green tea.
• Pocket money? Make tea for your father.
• Guests? Make tea.
• Waiting for train? Have tea.
• Watching TV? Have tea.
⭐ last but not the least – want to become PM….. make TEA ?
Tea is like opium for Indians. It’s like “if you want success then have tea”.
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- Two Sardarjis are looking at an Egyptian mummy.
Sardar 1: Look, so many bandages! Must be a pukka (real) lorry accident case.
Sardar 2: Aaho, lorry number is also written...BC 1760!!! - Two Sardars were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing?
Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more. - Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but it starts with 'T'.
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol. - Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue you've broken!!
Sardar: Thank God! I thought it was a new one! - At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Sardar: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head... Is he crying? - Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Sardar: An old king's skeleton.
Tourist: And the smaller skeleton next to it?
Sardar: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child. - Sardar to his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It's already raining!Sardar: So what? Take an umbrella and go!
Did you hurt yourself… when you fell from the heavens?
Usually the person asking this will say “did you hurt yourself” first and then, when the other person asks, “when?” they say the last part: “when you fell from the heavens.” The idea is that they are complimenting you by suggesting that you look like an angel.
In England it’s common to make fun of yourself when you are making a joke. British humor is sometimes hard for Americans to read. A British person might seem quite serious when he is actually joking. There is ambiguity in the jokes. They like to give each other some space for the joke to succeed or fail. Humor is used to make sure no one gets offended in different situations.
1. What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
2. What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
Beat it. We’re closed.
3. Why was the guitar teacher arrested?
For fingering a minor.
4. What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
